I hate February. It’s too short. You’re going along day after day and then, all of a sudden you wake up to March 1st. Somebody chopped off the end of February! I think, a couple other months need to donate a day to February in order to bring it up to 30 days. Make the calendar more even. Whatcha’ think? January and March have 31 days; they would be the closest possibilities. Would that be so hard to adjust to? I don’t think so. Another benefit would be no more Leap Years and the issue of being born on February 29th.
The calendar rhyme would change from: “Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty-one, except February…” to something different – figure it out!
Wait, look at this! It’s the world calendar. Are we the only one not going by it?
Well, that changes everything, doesn’t it?!?!?