“Parental Guidance”

If you haven’t seen “Parental Guidance” with Billy Crystal, Bette Midler, and Marisa Tomei, you really should. And take your kids with you. It’s very entertaining and as wise/wise-ass as a family movie can be…

Artie Decker (Crystal), a multi-decade radio announcer for a minor league baseball team, has just been canned as too old-fashioned. This eliminates his long-term dream of announcing for a major league team like the NY Giants. His wife Diane (Midler) tries to buoy him up, but the blow has been too devastating. When their long distance daughter Alice (Tomei) calls to ask them to babysit their three grandchildren, Artie shakes his head no as Diane readily says yes.

Alice is an only child, who has long been disappointed by her inattentive father. She and her husband Phil Simmons (Tom Everett Scott) have been raising their children in the placid 21st century way. Harper (charming Bailee Madison) is their 12-year-old daughter, an aspiring concert violinist with a harsh-mouthed instructor. Turner (Joshua Rush) is the middle child with a stutter problem, a looney speech therapist/psychologist, and Ivan (Cade Jones) the Bully to deal with. The youngest twerp is Barker (Kyle Harrison Breitkopf) – who the heck names their kid Barker! – who has an imaginary kangaroo friend named Carl. The whole family enjoys dining out at Mr. Cheng’s Asian restaurant, which caters to all sorts of new age anomalies. Cheng (Gedde Watanabe) really gets into his customers’ uniquenesses, which astounds Artie.

Since Artie and Diane only see their grandchildren once a year, they are not quite familiar with them and vice-versa. After Alice and Phil leave for the airport on a business/get-away trip, Alice immediately returns thoroughly worried about leaving her parents with their well-trained new-age children. Her rules, her way of raising them is in jeopardy, especially by her dad. But, eventually, Diane takes Alice to the airport to catch up on some private time with Phil.

In the end, both sides of the family bend their rules, acquire some common sense, and become accepting of each other’s ways – to a certain degree…If you’re tired of violence, car chases, cussing, and nudity, then this PG film will appeal to you.

parental guidance

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars.


About Cyranette

I have been writing since I was 11 and am now a grandmother of 9. Aside from my family, I love writing, reading, movies, gardening, genealogy, and travel. I met my soulmate online and we've been married 19 years. I am a survivor of rape, abuse, and cancer. I believe in love, kindness, and common sense. I was born/raised in Indiana and have lived in Massachusetts, Texas, and California. I have visited: most of the United States, British Columbia, Germany, Austria, and Costa Rica. My husband and I would like to visit England, Europe, and New Zealand and to take a train ride along the Canadian/American border. I have written essays, articles, short stories, a romance novel, a self-help book, and several children's books.
This entry was posted in Movie Reviews and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s